Prescription Coffee Mug | Kalsten
Let's admit... this Odd Novelties Prescription Mug is the perfect way to administer your morning dose of coffee. One shot from this mug will be sure to wake you up and help inoculate you from the tiresome daily grind.
Be warned though, this prescription is not for the faint hearted! It can cause the following conditions: – An increased desire from the opposite sex – Facilitation of the evacuation of the bowels – Extreme cases of elation are likely to occur. Be sure to take as many repeat doses as desired as this prescription never expires!
This prescription coffee mug makes a perfect white elephant, gag, novelty, or party gift. Great for home or the office!
Grab yours now while stock last...!!!
Type: Coffee Mug
Certification: CE / EU,CIQ,FDA
Material: Ceramic
Free standard shipping on all orders. No minimum purchase.
- Ships to: United States
- Processing: 1–4 business days (Mon–Fri)
- Transit: 5–10 business days
- Total delivery time: 6–14 business days
- Order cut-off: 5:00 PM PST
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You have 14 days from delivery to request a return.
- Email support@open.shop with your order number to start a return.
- Items must be unused, complete, and in their original packaging.
- Return label: flat $9.99 USD, deducted from your refund — nothing to pay upfront.
- Damaged, defective or incorrect items: we cover all return and replacement costs.
- No restocking fees.
- Exchanges: contact us and mention "exchange" — the new item ships once your return arrives.
- Refunds are issued within 7 business days of inspection.
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